Nacho Leader Akabob22, Not’cho Leader?
Posted in Uncategorized on November 19, 2009 by reallyred53While the ACP continue to destroy the Nachos, Aka continues to help, and Jayson continues to…. what does he do? In a post made on the Nacho’s site by Aka, he said that “loyal Nachos” weren’t supposed to attend the ACP invasions at all. In this statement, not only is he asking that soldiers not fight for the Nacho Nation and not defend themselves at all, but he is also insulting the Nachos that DID fight by questioning their loyalty.
While Aka stands and lets a once great army collapse, Person1233, a former Nacho Leader is criticized by present Nachos for supporting this leadership takedown. In a comment edit, Aka claimed that Person1233 no longer cares about the Nachos as he used to. Says the guy who forbids soldiers from defending their army, and saving it from dying out completely. Nack around the time of World War 3, Akabob was very enthusiastic about the Nachos, and even did more to keep the Nachos up and running than the current leader of that time, Zippy. Now look at him. What is the last event he scheduled for the Nachos? He’s even calling them disloyal for showing up to defend their servers from invasions! Rather than accusing Person of what has actually happened to himself, Aka should be grateful for Person’s advice and let someone else lead, while he has at least an ounce of dignity left.
If a die-hard Nacho agrees with ACP invading all of their servers then there is something seriously wrong, and that should be obvious to Aka. Sitting around ignoring the fact that the Nachos have lost the majority of their servers (and the ACP are going to invade their last server tomorrow night) isn’t going to fix anything. Either start fighting back against the ACP and IW, and prove to them that you are a competent leader, or give that title to someone who will actually lead.
Invasion of Fjord
When: Friday, November 20th, 2009
Where: Fjord Snow Forts
Armies: ACP, IW, UMA vs. Nachos
Chat: ACP Chat
Times:
3:00 pm PST
4:00 pm MST
5:00 pm CST
6:00 pm EST
11:00 pm U.K.
I think that the SSACP should take part in this final invasion of the Nacho Nation. If SSACP members could dress in black tomorrow, and help ACP that would be great.
Quick Post
Posted in Uncategorized on November 19, 2009 by MazachsterSorry I’m not able to post as often as I’d hoped. Im very busy. And again sorry this is a short post.
You may have noticed the new banner up; that was option number 3. It won by a single vote.
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/8955/ssacpbanner.gif
The above is a banner that Matre made, I think it’s pretty cool (thanks for making it matre
)
So yeah I think we’ll use it.
I’ll try to have a longer post tomorrow.
~Mazachster
War Tonight!
Posted in Uncategorized on November 16, 2009 by reallyred53Mazachster: Sorry I saw this late. If ACP continues to go to war with ST, then we will help them.
Not long after the ACP’s little feud with the CPC, the ACP is now at war with ST. This conflict started with a raid on the ACP server, Snow Fort, and the ST banning all ACP soldiers from their chat. There are three battles taking place tonight, all at the same time, a recurring battle technique on the ACP’s part. This is so the ST cannot completely protect all of their servers from the ACP very well. Here are the times:
Hibernate
Who: ACP Alpha Division, Ice Warriors
When: Monday, November 16, 2009
Where: Hibernate Snow Forts
Chat: Alpha Chat
Times:
3:00 pm PST
4:00 pm MST
5:00 pm CST
6:00 pm EST
11:00 pm U.K.
Parka
Who: ACP Delta Division, All Other ACP Soldiers (including soldiers w/o a division)
When: Monday, November 16, 2009
Where: Parka Snow Forts
Chat: Delta Chat
Times:
3:00 pm PST
4:00 pm MST
5:00 pm CST
6:00 pm EST
11:00 pm U.K.
Wind Chill
Who: ACP Echo Division, Nachos
When: Monday, November 16, 2009
Where: Wind Chill Snow Forts
Chat: Echo Chat
Times:
3:00 pm PST
4:00 pm MST
5:00 pm CST
6:00 pm EST
11:00 pm U.K.
There is some controversy as to whether or not Parka is even an ST server. It is, in actuality, supposed to be an Ice Warrior server.
I think SSACP members should take part in this battle. I know that I don’t have any authority over SSACP members, and that we’re currently trying to decide whether or not we’re an army. But even if we decide that we’re a Spy Agency, not an army (it’s looking that way, based on the votes so far) we can still help allies, and ACP is our main ally. If we do decide to help, we would probably do Parka, since Boomer assigned Delta, and all other ACP soldiers to that server. It’s up to Maz.
Time To Decide Once And For All/The Old Ranking System/Choose a Header/New Flag and Banner
Posted in Uncategorized on November 14, 2009 by MazachsterShab:Maz I’m gonna kill you if you keep putting the big red letters lol. I put up an old banner but it turned out to be too big and I don’t have the current one saved so can you put it back up?
Maz: Ok. PS: 81,000 views!! lol
Time To Decide Once And For All
Yes, it is time to decide what SSACP is. Long have we argued about what we are. Are we an army? Or are we a spy agency? Where does our allegiance lie?
We have a few choices:
- We can declare ourselves an official army
- We could declare ourselves an agency for the SOLE purpose of spying
I could lead either one, as many of you are aware.
But you must choose one.
And never forget though, that SSACP was originally created for spying. Spying, Reconnaisance, Intelligence, all of that is my specialty. Though I have tons of military experience, my knowledge of spying greatly outdoes my military knowledge.
It’s up to you guys. When I leave, I hope that at least some of my spy techniques will be passed down to another generation.
The Old Ranking System
Ok, you guys decided to choose the old ranking system. That’s fine, I’ll just modify it a little bit to suit SSACP a little bit better.
Choose a Header
Ok, it’s time to choose a header. Tell me which one you like the best:



For some reason it won’t let me put up the old SSACP header. Boomer if you want to do that if you can, that would be great.
Anyway, vote on the one you want.
New Flag and Banner
We need a new flag! And we need a new banner!
If you look on the Nations/Ranks page, you will see the old flag. We’ve had that one for a loooong time.
Here are the requirements for the new flag:
- The only words/letters that should be on the flag are: SSACP, absolutely no other writing besides that.
- Don’t make the flag too fancy, it should be rather simple
- Be original
- I want to see 2 or 3 main colours, any more or less than that and it gets too crowded or too simple
Here are the requirements for the new banner:
- Must be the correct size to fit in a sidebar or a widget
- Must have “Join SSACP Today!” written on it
- Make it look cool and professional
Make sure you have fun making them
~Mazachster
Some Slightly Interesting Facts About SSACP
Posted in Uncategorized on November 13, 2009 by MazachsterDid you know that:
- SSACP has gotten over 6,000 comments during it’s lifetime
- SSACP has also gotten over 4,000 spam comments
- That is a grand total of over 10,000 comments!
- SSACP has had almost 500 posts
- SSACP is almost 2 years old
- On Thursday, February 21st, 2008, SSACP got 700 hits, the most hits we’ve ever gotten in one day!
- March of 2008 was our best month ever; we got 10,364 hits that month!
Later this month I want to try to beat 700 hits in one day record.
Just some random interesting facts I thought you guys might enjoy lol.
~Mazachster
Ranks Style/Posts/An Article I Wrote
Posted in Uncategorized on November 13, 2009 by MazachsterEdit: Find all your important Club Penguin Army News at: www.cparmynews.wordpress.com/ Run by Reallyred53!
(P.S. Note to everyone; if you would like your non-militaristic organization advertised on this website, please leave me a comment. If I am aware of your organization but you don’t ask me to advertise it, I might advertise it anyway
lol)
Ranks Style
Special thanks to Shaboomboom for retrieving a lot of SSACP history and archives! Highly appreciated! We are not so back to scratch as I thought we would be.
Anyway, we have to choose between two different rank styles.
- The Belt System (On the Ranks page) Votes: 0
- The Old System (On the Nations/Ranks page) Votes: 4
It’s your call; you guys tell me what you would rather have.
Posts
Between me, Boomer, Shab and Reallyred, I want to try to get at least one post everyday. Shouldn’t be too hard. I just want to keep this place updated on a regular basis.
An Article I Wrote
This isn’t really an article, just an observation.
Club Penguin Armies are not what they used to be. There used to be a daily battle in the Dojo, ACP used to always be at war with either the UMA or the Nachos, or often both. Things used to be fun. Stressful at times, but fun. What do we have now? We have peaceful armies who are only concerned about politics and “practice battles.” Well, guess what. I don’t believe in practice battles. Yeah, that’s right. They don’t exist.
I honestly don’t think that practice battles train soldiers. Sure, maybe they teach a soldier how to charge, retreat, hold their positions. But, come on, any smart person knows how to do that anyway. Even training sessions aren’t the greatest method of training.
The best way to train your soldiers is to let them experience war firsthand. The problem with ACP is that it is so big, when soldiers go to war, (which is rare nowadays) they basically just have to sit back, throw a snowball every five minutes, and then walk around. What kind of training is this? It’s not training. Back in the old days, ACP actually had to fight to win wars.
For example, my first battle when I was a soldier in ACP was when we fought Watex back in November 2007. And then from there, there was a war with UMA, then the Nachos, etc. During almost all of my ACP career we were at war, and I gained tons of experience.
Nowadays, you see lots of soldiers complaining about not being promoted, not being noticed. Well it’s not that they’re not doing the right thing; it’s the fact that they don’t really get a chance to earn that experience. Now this doesn’t mean that ACP will be screwed in war. Chances are ACP will decimate an enemy if a war ever occurs, but I’m saying that ACP isn’t providing a very good training program.
I know from experience that practice battles and training sessions are boring, and they don’t teach you bull sh*t. Real battles and real wars are the things that teach you and give you experience. And also I’ll mention that they are not boring.
And the one other thing that just blows my mind, is the fact that this problem has become SO BAD that they let complete and utter n00bs lead ACP. For example, Dryvit was “elected” leader of ACP. He has never fought a real war, and truthfully he has no real war experience. Practice battles, even leading a practice battle, doesn’t teach you nuts. I don’t mean to put Dry on the spot, but seriously, ACP is going down if we keep this up.
“You’re goin down!
You’re goin down!
You walk all over me,
You never thought I’d be,
The one who’s laughing now,
Now that you’re going down!”
~Mazachster
CPC Surrenders!
Posted in Uncategorized on November 12, 2009 by reallyred53The CPC has surrendered in a war that could have potentially ended the army, dubbed “fan club”. 39 armies were arranged to fight against the Club Penguin Crew. Jeepkid7, Leader of the Crew Army, surrendered because “it [the war] could possibly bring the Crew and the whole army society downhill.” Though this decision was made unalienate the Crew Army from all the armies that were more than ready to battle them, to some, this decision has lost the Crew Army even more respect.
Interview with Djgtjvgyhxgy, Brigadier General of the ACP
Reallyred53: What do you think of the CPC surrendering before any real battles were even scheduled?
Djgtjvgyhxgy: I don’t really think of CPC as an army. They’re a fan army, for now. And I think Jeep’s just chicken. You should wait till the end of a war before surrendering. It’s more fun that way.
Reallyred53: Do you think that all of the armies that were going to war with the CPC should proceed anyways?
Djgtjvgyhxgy: Yes.
Reallyred53: Anything else?
Djgtjvgyhxgy: Not anything you can put on your site XD
Though the CPC surrendered, the ACP did not, however, state that they weren’t proceeding with the war. It simply reported that the Club Penguin Crew surrendered and that what happens next will be up to Boomer. Dj may get his wish after all.
Adding People To The Site
Posted in Uncategorized on November 12, 2009 by MazachsterMaz I need to be admin to put up the old site~Shab
Mazachster: Ok.
The following people have been added to the site:
Shaboomboom ~ To help with the site and recovery of old SSACP archives.
Reallyred53 ~ To help with War News and Club Penguin News, etc.
~Mazachster
If This Is Your First Time Joining SSACP…/Headers Update/ADVERTISE/New “Ideas” Page
Posted in Uncategorized on November 9, 2009 by MazachsterIf This Is Your First Time Joining SSACP…
Then you are starting at the rank of white belt; no exceptions.
You can either refer to yourself as a new recruit or a white belt, it doesn’t matter.
Now, you may be wondering: How do I rank up? Well, in SSACP you can’t skip any belts; you have to earn each and every one.
So, white belts, the first belt you will be trying to obtain is the “Yellow Belt.”
To earn your yellow belt, you must accomplish the following:
- A minimum of 2 weeks (14 days) of SSACP membership.
- A minimum of 10 comments on the website. (Not all in one day please)
- You must complete Basic Exercise Number 1. (See below)
- You must learn SSACP Spy Training Lesson Number 1. (See below)
*Basic Exercise Number 1
Starting next week, we will be having Training Exercises. They will occur once a week ON CLUB PENGUIN. Keep checking the site for updates on when the first Training Exercise is going to happen.
The first Training Exercise is called “Basic Exercise #1: Firing at a Target“.
*SSACP Spy Training Lesson Number 1
This will also be coming out next week. This is basically a lesson which I will tell you. The first lesson will basically outline spying, a brief history of spying, and the most important rule of spying. Keep checking the site to see when Training Lesson Number 1 comes out.
Once you complete all four of those things, then I will award you with your yellow belt rank. I will award belts every 2 weeks.
NOTE: If you were a member of the old SSACP before it was hacked, I consider you as someone who already has lots of experience, and thus you will get a higher rank to start off.
Headers Update
I think we have had 4 or 5 headers submitted now. Special thanks to everybody who submitted one! Later this week we will vote on all of them to see which one we like best.
ADVERTISE
We need to advertise!!!! Some people have already started and that is great! Special thanks to Reallyred53 for getting a headstart on this!
To get your orange belt, (which comes after yellow) you will have to do some advertising, so you might as well get started on that right now than later, right? lol
New “Ideas” Page
If you look to the side you will see where all the pages are. There is a new page called “Ideas.” If you have any ideas that you think will help the site, please tell me there. Please do not abuse this page. As soon as I see any sort of constant abuse, the page gets shut down. Remember, this is your page to speak your mind about your ideas and stuff like that, so please use it wisely.
“People come and stare,
Wondering who’s really there,
He smiles and says,
I could’ve been one of them..”
~Mazachster






